Here are 11 signs that indicate someone's got to have a heart-to-heart chat with the worship leader:
- Worship Leader sports a hairdo that has you thinking "the Martians have finally landed" and proceeds to "improve" upon it...every week.
- Worship Leader's clothes start resembling/outdoing that of Mickey Rourke or Lady Gaga.
- Worship leader persists in singing Chris Tomlin songs in the keys of Chris Tomlin.
- During the worship session, worship leader prays saying the God-so-loved-the-world verse is in Psalm 3:16.
- Worship leader replies, "as the Spirit leads" when the worship team/visual manager asks for the set-list...especially when the session is about to start in 5 minutes.
- A full band is on stage but strangely, you only hear the worship leader's instrument and voice...all the time.
- Worship leader moves and gyrates like Slash or Steven Tyler.
- The song set-list strongly resembles that of the previous week, which strongly resembled the set-list of the week before that, which strongly resembled...
- Worship leader replies, "Well, that's what the Holy Spirit told me to do" whenever feedback is given.
- Worship leader's conversation with pastor/preacher always consists of "you do your job and I'll do mine."
- Worship leader insists on being the only worship leader now and forever in his/her church.
What would you add to the list?
